If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking and pretty soon you get ideas, and then you get idealism, and the next thing you know you've got ideology, with millions dead in concentration camps and gulags.

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.