There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.

I don't watch much television. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know where The Daily Show stand politically, do you?

There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed.... Trouble doesn't come from Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics or White Capitalist Pigs; it comes from the heart.

I had grown up as a feature writer, and basically my career had been in The National Lampoon and as a magazine editor, and I'd never been a reporter.