There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list.

Detroits industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.