It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here in leg-irons (funny shoes, yes, but not leg-irons) and Hitler didn't blame them for Germany's loss in WWI. Therefore, you can make any kind of fun of them you want.

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

Every pleasure you forgoe on Earth is a pleasure you won't get in heaven.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.

African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.

Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.