It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here in leg-irons (funny shoes, yes, but not leg-irons) and Hitler didn't blame them for Germany's loss in WWI. Therefore, you can make any kind of fun of them you want.

I believe that Western civilization, after some disgusting glitches, has become almost civilized. I believe it is our first duty to protect that civilization. I believe it is our second duty to improve it. I believe it is our third duty to extend it if we can.

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.