Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.