I don't watch much television. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know where The Daily Show stand politically, do you?

Once we realized that there were these 25 invariable types - the class politician, the frigid popular girl, the kid who tags along behind the jocks - once we came up with these key characters in a cloud of marijuana, the whole thing just came together. One of the things I'm really proud of is how much of a high-school yearbook it is in its look, so much so that Hunter Publishing had the art director, David Kaestle, and I come for years to their annual convention and do a little talk on how not to do a yearbook.

I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.

You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.