I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list.

I always thought there was some romance to that '30s leftist stuff, even though I'm a Republican.

...let's talk about soccer scores. There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency and scoreless sports ties are boring.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.