I always thought there was some romance to that '30s leftist stuff, even though I'm a Republican.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over.

I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.

There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed.... Trouble doesn't come from Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics or White Capitalist Pigs; it comes from the heart.