I didn't realize what fun it was [ been a reporter].

Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.

Jesse Jackson was spending time with his family, or families.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.