I'm 61 years old. I'm not that fearful of the future, period. I'm not going to see that much of it.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system