The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.
Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.
There is that kind of happiness. There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have.