Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

I was managing editor for a while [in National Lampoon ], and it does cause business problems when your circulation goes up.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

Humans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not just because economic circumstances sometimes cause them to starve. Humans seem to have an innate inability to pay attention to economic principles.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?