Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

Each American embassy comes with two permanent features - a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.