Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.