Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!