Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.