Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.