Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.