People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.