People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.