Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.