Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.