I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.