I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.