I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.