What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.