I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.
Patrice O'NealNot everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.
Patrice O'NealWho has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
Patrice O'NealHaving women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.
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