The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.