I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.