Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.