The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.