Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.

What I'm realizing as I get older is that a movie's mainstream success is just as unpredictable as a movie's cult success. Plenty of movies that are truly odd and deserve cults, don't have cults. It's just as much of a crapshoot to be a cult hit as it is to be a mainstream success. Isn't that weird?

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid.'

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.