Knowing comedy is knowing human nature.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.

There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one person says something totally out of the context without the meaning that you assigned to it, but you snap back to the way you were when you were 14 or 15. We all deal with that.

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.