Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was doing and I was going to work just as hard as I do on my stand-up.

I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was doing and I was going to work just as hard as I do on my stand-up.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'