In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over.

I hate all sidekicks.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more.