My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.