Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.