I think basically an actor is a salesman.

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.