I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.