My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.