I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.