I'm Liberace without a piano.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?