I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.