The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.