Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.