Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.