I'm Liberace without a piano.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.