I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.