I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.