When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.