Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.