If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.