A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.