I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.