I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?