Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.