If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.