I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.