I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?