I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

My following is straight. I'm so glad.