I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.