I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.