The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.