The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.