My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.