My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I'm Liberace without a piano.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.