I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.'