I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I like a Blackpool breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a pot of tea.

I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.

Times are hard and friends are few