I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.

Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.

I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?