Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

Times are hard and friends are few

I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?