I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I talk to a lot of librarians, and there's always a steady drumbeat of how libraries are places of community. But a lot of them have also recently - and just in the nick of time - refurbished, because during this economic downturn, people have a tendency to borrow instead of buy.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.