I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.