I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.

There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.

When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.

I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go back to bed for an hour, so I was sort of babysat by television.